{"product_id":"funny-christmas-costume","title":"3D Realistic Santa Bikini \/ Chest Hair Prank T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e \u003cmeta name=\"viewport\" content=\"width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0\"\u003e\u003clink rel=\"preconnect\" href=\"https:\/\/fonts.googleapis.com\"\u003e \u003clink rel=\"preconnect\" href=\"https:\/\/fonts.gstatic.com\" crossorigin=\"\"\u003e \u003clink href=\"https:\/\/fonts.googleapis.com\/css2?family=Plus+Jakarta+Sans:wght@500;600;700;800;900\u0026amp;display=swap\" rel=\"stylesheet\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n    :root {\n      --bg-dark: #121214;\n      --card-bg: #1E1E24;\n      --card-border: #2A2A35;\n      --santa-red: #800020;\n      --champagne-gold: #D4AF37;\n      --red-glow: rgba(128, 0, 32, 0.2);\n      --text-light: #F3F4F6;\n      --text-muted: #9CA3AF;\n    }\n\n    * {\n      box-sizing: border-box;\n      margin: 0;\n      padding: 0;\n    }\n\n    body {\n      font-family: 'Plus Jakarta Sans', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, sans-serif;\n      background-color: var(--bg-dark);\n      color: var(--text-light);\n      line-height: 1.65;\n      -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased;\n    }\n\n    .container {\n      max-width: 620px;\n      margin: 0 auto;\n      padding: 20px 16px;\n    }\n\n    .card {\n      background-color: var(--card-bg);\n      border: 1.5px solid var(--card-border);\n      border-radius: 24px;\n      padding: 26px 20px;\n      margin-bottom: 18px;\n      box-shadow: 0 10px 25px -5px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.4);\n    }\n\n    .top-badge {\n      display: inline-flex;\n      align-items: center;\n      gap: 6px;\n      background-color: var(--red-glow);\n      color: #EF4444;\n      font-size: 12px;\n      font-weight: 800;\n      letter-spacing: 0.5px;\n      text-transform: uppercase;\n      padding: 6px 14px;\n      border-radius: 100px;\n      margin-bottom: 14px;\n      border: 1px solid rgba(239, 68, 68, 0.3);\n    }\n\n    .hero-title {\n      font-size: 28px;\n      font-weight: 900;\n      line-height: 1.25;\n      color: var(--text-light);\n      margin-bottom: 12px;\n      letter-spacing: -0.5px;\n    }\n\n    .hero-title span {\n      color: var(--champagne-gold);\n      background: linear-gradient(120deg, #D4AF37 0%, #F59E0B 100%);\n      -webkit-background-clip: text;\n      -webkit-text-fill-color: transparent;\n    }\n\n    .hero-subtitle {\n      font-size: 15px;\n      color: var(--text-muted);\n      font-weight: 600;\n      line-height: 1.6;\n    }\n\n    .section-title {\n      font-size: 20px;\n      font-weight: 800;\n      color: var(--text-light);\n      margin-bottom: 14px;\n      letter-spacing: -0.3px;\n      display: flex;\n      align-items: center;\n      gap: 8px;\n    }\n\n    .story-text {\n      font-size: 14.5px;\n      color: var(--text-muted);\n      font-weight: 500;\n      line-height: 1.7;\n      margin-bottom: 12px;\n    }\n\n    .story-text:last-child {\n      margin-bottom: 0;\n    }\n\n    .features-grid {\n      display: grid;\n      grid-template-columns: 1fr 1fr;\n      gap: 12px;\n    }\n\n    @media (max-width: 500px) {\n      .features-grid { grid-template-columns: 1fr; 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HERO SECTION --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"card\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"top-badge\"\u003e🎅 The Ultimate Viral Holiday Prank Tee 😂\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch1 class=\"hero-title\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0840\/1276\/1345\/files\/b21ec5aa4461ed7fc36dc59bd92097c1.png?v=1793441381\" alt=\"\"\u003eSteal The Holiday Show With \u003cspan\u003eThe Santa Bikini Tee!\u003c\/span\u003e 🎁\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"hero-subtitle\"\u003eTurn heads, crack up entire rooms, and become the undisputed star of every Christmas gathering with this hyper-realistic 3D graphic tee! 🎄✨\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0840\/1276\/1345\/files\/1_d481d1d9-44f5-41b2-a191-e2aaa35bef73.jpg?v=1793202019\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0840\/1276\/1345\/files\/2_c35c8030-577e-4530-aee9-b100793be6c4.jpg?v=1793202019\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 2. VALUE \u0026 EMOTIONAL HOOK --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"card\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"section-title\"\u003e✨ Instant Double-Takes \u0026amp; Non-Stop Laughter! 🤣\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"story-text\"\u003eLooking to skip boring festive outfits and bring genuine, tear-jerking laughter to your holiday parties this year? 🎅\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"story-text\"\u003ePrinted with hilarious high-definition detail, this T-shirt creates a mind-bending optical illusion of a furry chest rockin' a festive Santa bikini. From elevator rides to holiday parties, it guarantees non-stop reactions, hilarious photos, and pure festive fun! 🎁✨\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0840\/1276\/1345\/files\/3_20eaf079-fe53-447a-a70a-438cf8244b5c.jpg?v=1793202018\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0840\/1276\/1345\/files\/4_37b1c516-7845-4be1-8f79-ab5518abe305.jpg?v=1793202019\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 3. OBJECTION KILLERS \u0026 QUALITY HIGHLIGHTS --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"card\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"section-title\"\u003e🛡️ Mind-Blowing Realism \u0026amp; Soft Breathable Fit 🌟\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"section-title\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0840\/1276\/1345\/files\/5_e85087e2-c587-4c6f-aaeb-45aac85451d2.jpg?v=1793202018\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"features-grid\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-head\"\u003e🎨 Hyper-Realistic 3D Print\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-body\"\u003eVibrant high-definition graphic that fools everyone from a distance with unmatched detail! 😂\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-head\"\u003e☁️ Ultra-Soft Cotton Blend\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-body\"\u003eBreathable, skin-friendly fabric that keeps you cool and comfortable during party games! 🌿\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-head\"\u003e🧼 Fade-Resistant Colors\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-body\"\u003eDurable sublimated printing stays sharp, rich, and vibrant wash after wash without peeling! ✨\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-head\"\u003e🎁 Best Ugly Sweater Alternative\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-body\"\u003eThe ultimate viral holiday gift for party hosts, pranksters, and funny family members! 🎉\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 4. MULTI-SCENE DISPLAY --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"card\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"section-title\"\u003e📍 Where To Wear The Funniest Tee Of The Season? 🎄\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"section-title\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0840\/1276\/1345\/files\/6_aa40ce12-2b19-42cc-934f-8fd74e81ddaf.jpg?v=1793202019\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"scene-list\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"scene-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"scene-emoji\"\u003e🎅\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"scene-title\"\u003eUgly Christmas Sweater Parties\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"scene-desc\"\u003eStand out effortlessly and win every funny costume contest at the office or home party! 🏆\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"scene-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"scene-emoji\"\u003e🛗\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"scene-title\"\u003ePublic Commutes \u0026amp; Street Pranks\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"scene-desc\"\u003eCapture hilarious priceless reactions from strangers on elevators, subways, and streets! 🏙️\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"scene-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"scene-emoji\"\u003e🎁\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"scene-title\"\u003eWhite Elephant \u0026amp; Secret Santa\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"scene-desc\"\u003eThe absolute most talked-about novelty present that everyone will fight to steal! 🎉\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 5. REQUIRED BOTTOM SECTION --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"guarantee-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"guarantee-grid\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- COLUMN 1: PRODUCT DETAILS --\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"guarantee-column-title\"\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"guarantee-list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Realistic Santa Bikini Graphic Prank T-Shirt 🎅\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Premium Soft Cotton-Poly Blend Fabric 🛡️\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine wash cold, tumble dry low; resistant to fading 🧼\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- COLUMN 2: OUR GUARANTEE --\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"guarantee-column-title\"\u003eOUR GUARANTEE\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"guarantee-list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e30-Day Risk-Free\u003c\/strong\u003e Money-Back Guarantee 🛡️\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e100% Guaranteed Laughs\u003c\/strong\u003e \u0026amp; Party Crowd Pleaser 📦\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e24\/7 Dedicated\u003c\/strong\u003e Email Customer Support ✉️\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"argospicks","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":50984991162625,"sku":"FS261028001-S-1","price":14.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":50984991195393,"sku":"FS261028001-M-1","price":14.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":50984991228161,"sku":"FS261028001-L-1","price":14.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":50984991260929,"sku":"FS261028001-XL-1","price":14.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":50984991293697,"sku":"FS261028001-2XL-1","price":14.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":50984991326465,"sku":"FS261028001-3XL-1","price":14.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":50984991359233,"sku":"FS261028001-4XL-1","price":14.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":50984991392001,"sku":"FS261028001-5XL-1","price":14.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"6XL","offer_id":51006788632833,"sku":"FS261028001-6XL-1","price":14.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0840\/1276\/1345\/files\/1_d481d1d9-44f5-41b2-a191-e2aaa35bef73.jpg?v=1793202019","url":"https:\/\/www.argospicks.com\/products\/funny-christmas-costume","provider":"argospicks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}