{"product_id":"srth","title":"Funny Novelty Scarf","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e \u003cmeta name=\"viewport\" content=\"width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0\"\u003e\u003clink rel=\"preconnect\" href=\"https:\/\/fonts.googleapis.com\"\u003e \u003clink rel=\"preconnect\" href=\"https:\/\/fonts.gstatic.com\" crossorigin=\"\"\u003e \u003clink href=\"https:\/\/fonts.googleapis.com\/css2?family=Plus+Jakarta+Sans:wght@500;600;700;800;900\u0026amp;display=swap\" rel=\"stylesheet\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n    \/* 世界级高级撞色：勃艮第酒红与燕麦奶油白 (Burgundy \u0026 Oatmeal Cream) *\/\n    :root {\n      --bg-color: #FAF8F5;\n      --card-bg: #FFFFFF;\n      --card-border: #E8E2D9;\n      --burgundy: #58111A;\n      --burgundy-glow: rgba(88, 17, 26, 0.08);\n      --oatmeal: #C5A059;\n      --text-dark: #1C1917;\n      --text-muted: #57534E;\n    }\n\n    * {\n      box-sizing: border-box;\n      margin: 0;\n      padding: 0;\n    }\n\n    body {\n      font-family: 'Plus Jakarta Sans', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, sans-serif;\n      background-color: var(--bg-color);\n      color: var(--text-dark);\n      line-height: 1.65;\n      -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased;\n    }\n\n    .container {\n      max-width: 620px;\n      margin: 0 auto;\n      padding: 20px 16px;\n    }\n\n    .card {\n      background-color: var(--card-bg);\n      border: 1.5px solid var(--card-border);\n      border-radius: 24px;\n      padding: 26px 20px;\n      margin-bottom: 18px;\n      box-shadow: 0 10px 25px -5px rgba(28, 25, 23, 0.04);\n    }\n\n    .top-badge {\n      display: inline-flex;\n      align-items: center;\n      gap: 6px;\n      background-color: var(--burgundy-glow);\n      color: var(--burgundy);\n      font-size: 12px;\n      font-weight: 800;\n      letter-spacing: 0.5px;\n      text-transform: uppercase;\n      padding: 6px 14px;\n      border-radius: 100px;\n      margin-bottom: 14px;\n      border: 1px solid rgba(88, 17, 26, 0.2);\n    }\n\n    .hero-title {\n      font-size: 28px;\n      font-weight: 900;\n      line-height: 1.25;\n      color: var(--text-dark);\n      margin-bottom: 12px;\n      letter-spacing: -0.5px;\n    }\n\n    .hero-title span {\n      color: var(--burgundy);\n      background: linear-gradient(120deg, #58111A 0%, #8A1C2A 100%);\n      -webkit-background-clip: text;\n      -webkit-text-fill-color: transparent;\n    }\n\n    .hero-subtitle {\n      font-size: 15px;\n      color: var(--text-muted);\n      font-weight: 600;\n      line-height: 1.6;\n    }\n\n    .section-title {\n      font-size: 20px;\n      font-weight: 800;\n      color: var(--text-dark);\n      margin-bottom: 14px;\n      letter-spacing: -0.3px;\n      display: flex;\n      align-items: center;\n      gap: 8px;\n    }\n\n    .story-text {\n      font-size: 14.5px;\n      color: var(--text-muted);\n      font-weight: 500;\n      line-height: 1.7;\n      margin-bottom: 12px;\n    }\n\n    .story-text:last-child {\n      margin-bottom: 0;\n    }\n\n    .features-grid {\n      display: grid;\n      grid-template-columns: 1fr 1fr;\n      gap: 12px;\n    }\n\n    @media (max-width: 500px) {\n      .features-grid { grid-template-columns: 1fr; 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HERO SECTION --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"card\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"top-badge\"\u003e✨ The Ultimate Viral Social Phenomenon ✨\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch1 class=\"hero-title\"\u003eRedefine Humor With \u003cspan\u003eThe Iconic Knit Chest Accessory!\u003c\/span\u003e 🧣\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"hero-subtitle\"\u003eBreak the monotony of daily workouts, shatter social awkwardness, and command instant attention with the internet's most viral conversation starter. 🚀\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0840\/1276\/1345\/files\/1_52688236-1451-4e9b-80ba-f56cd0cb6186.jpg?v=1793331593\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0840\/1276\/1345\/files\/2_3bed7dc1-ef0d-4009-844b-a046984540ab.jpg?v=1793342435\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 2. VALUE \u0026 EMOTIONAL HOOK --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"card\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"section-title\"\u003e✨ Turn Every Environment Into A Stage For Laughter 🎭\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"story-text\"\u003eModern life is far too serious. Whether you are hitting heavy sets at the gym or filming fresh content for your audience, ordinary routines deserve an extraordinary spark of witty rebellion. 🏋️♂️\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0840\/1276\/1345\/files\/4_e49d6d8e-654d-4792-a355-e1551436d7a9.jpg?v=1793331593\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"story-text\"\u003eCrafted with luxurious tactile warmth and designed for maximum comedic impact, this novelty knit accessory dangles playfully from your apparel. It guarantees double-takes, contagious laughter, and unforgettable viral moments wherever your day takes you. ✨\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0840\/1276\/1345\/files\/3_4422c530-2aeb-4406-9664-21002acfb4bb.jpg?v=1793331594\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 3. OBJECTION KILLERS \u0026 QUALITY HIGHLIGHTS --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"card\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"section-title\"\u003e🛡️ Artisanal Knit Quality \u0026amp; Secure Design 🌟\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"section-title\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0840\/1276\/1345\/files\/5_8ecea211-ccf9-4e5c-8bf9-804d29b68c20.jpg?v=1793331593\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"section-title\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0840\/1276\/1345\/files\/6_b5d53fa2-50e5-4121-a93e-98a40fb86247.jpg?v=1793331593\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"features-grid\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-head\"\u003e🧶 Premium Touch Yarn\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-body\"\u003eMeticulously spun from plush, skin-friendly fibers that feel comfortable against your activewear. 🌿\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-head\"\u003e😂 Instant Icebreaker\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-body\"\u003eEngineered for pure comedic brilliance, effortlessly cracking up gym partners and strangers alike. 🎭\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-head\"\u003e🔒 Secure Attachment\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-body\"\u003eEngineered to stay firmly positioned through dynamic movements, stretches, and video shoots. 🛡️\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-head\"\u003e🎁 Elite Gag Present\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-body\"\u003eThe ultimate, most talked-about novelty gift for creators, fitness enthusiasts, and trendsetters. 🎉\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 4. MULTI-SCENE DISPLAY --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"card\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"section-title\"\u003e📍 Designed For Maximum Social Impact 📸\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"scene-list\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"scene-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"scene-emoji\"\u003e🏋️♀️\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"scene-title\"\u003eGym \u0026amp; Fitness Culture\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"scene-desc\"\u003eLight up heavy training sessions and catch your workout partners completely off guard with hilarious reactions. ⚡\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"scene-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"scene-emoji\"\u003e📱\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"scene-title\"\u003eContent Creation \u0026amp; Reels\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"scene-desc\"\u003eCreate high-retention comedy clips that flood your comment sections and skyrocket engagement. 🚀\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"scene-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"scene-emoji\"\u003e🎉\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"scene-title\"\u003eSocial Gatherings \u0026amp; Meetups\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"scene-desc\"\u003eStand out effortlessly as the undisputed center of fun at any party or social hangout. 🥂\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 5. 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